Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?
A: He got to the root of every case.
Q: What’s a Vegetable’s favourite martial art?
Q: What vegetable are all others afraid of?
A: A Scarrot.
Q: Why did the carrot get an award?
A: Because he was out standing in his field
Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Put 24 carrots [carats] in it.
Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?