Lunchbox Friendly Corny Carrot Jokes

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Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective? 

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A: He got to the root of every case.

Q: What’s a Vegetable’s favourite martial art?
A: Carrotee!

Q: What vegetable are all others afraid of?
A: A Scarrot.

Q: Why did the carrot get an award?
A: Because he was out standing in his field

Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Put 24 carrots [carats] in it.

Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?